If you thought the Greek Government's recent shutting down of its national broadcaster was a bit drastic, it has nothing on this shocking revelation.. For the UK Department of Defence announced last week that it had shut down its UFO desk (employees: 2)! In 2009! We have been defenceless for 4 years and civilisation has been on the brink, blind and unprotected from invading aliens and reptiles from Planet X (arrival delayed).
The Desk had apparently been in operation for 50 years. After half a century of investigation into UFO reports it has drawn the not terribly surprise conclusion that there is not in fact anything to investigate ( apart from a number of mistakenly identified Chinese lanterns in Yorkshire)
This will be a bitter disappointment to many and in response we should probably see a spike in UFO sittings as ufologists, not to mention slighted UFO pilots, angrily protest at their declared redundancy, no doubt smelling government cover-ups and all manner of suspicious behind the scenes manoeuvring. After all, this sinister announcement has come just after the meeting of the Bilderberg Group and the G8, well known for their intergalactic dabbling and hostility to aliens, especially the tax dodging variety these days. It's also suspiciously contemporaneous with all those leaks from Mr Snowden about how the US has been spying on us and reading all our emails.
Now, I'd hate to be one to start any unfounded rumours, but could Mr Snowden be about to reveal some new new groundbreaking facts about Area 51, e mails from outer space and aliens running the British Department of Defence?
Remember, you read it here first.......
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